I’m still chuckling about the credibility-stretching appearance of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos on 60 Minutes last Sunday. While the clueless Charlie Rose looked on in astonishment, Bezos called himself “optimistic” as he exaggerated about how Amazon might soon be delivering packages with GPS-controlled drones.

Fat chance.

Equally credible are these GPS-guided Amazon Rockets, making me laugh out loud with their wildly inaccurate hijinks. But hey, at least the rockets are fast — their witty creators optimistically claim ultra-speedy delivery of your Amazon packages in five minutes or less. Hilarious.

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